what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
I wanna go
LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!
This girl needs a kickstarter. For real.
I vote her for presidency
“And really any kind of boobs” I know that’s right.(via gradschoolswag)
— Feminist Frequency (@femfreq)
Above is a tweet I made this afternoon in reaction to the fact that none of the games presented at…
What the hell do these men find so threatening about women making observations?
OPINIONS ARE FOR PENIS HAVERS ONLYYYYYYUUFJSKAMA EKDMZ
Riding thru the backwoods of Virginia, along the middle of nowhere by the side of the road I see a big blue sign that reads “WOMEN DO REGRET ABORTIONS MEN REGRET LOST FATHERHOOD”
If I needed to get an abortion and the sperm-source told me he regretted his lost fatherhood, I would kick him so hard…
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM