They Call Me Fousheezy
Keep talkin' shit cause you're makin' me famous
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Photo reblogged from Jonerthon the Confused
#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like
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I have long thought that Andy is like a big puppy, but I never made the leap that April is so much like a cat
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Post reblogged from andy's addicted to nonsense
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
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Quote reblogged from grad school swagI’m going to make a store called “Build-a-Bra” where girls can go and make bras that are for them if they have different shaped boobs. And really big boobs. And really small boobs. And bras for boys that they can stuff if they want them. And really any kind of boobs. And you’ll choose the size of each cup and then you can choose the color and pattern and shape. And it’ll be really cheap. But lace and diamonds will cost a little extra
my 12 year old “niece” Lila on her business idea.
I love that little girl.
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Best idea.
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I wanna go
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LACE AND DIAMONDS WILL COST A LITTLE EXTRA!
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This girl needs a kickstarter. For real.
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I vote her for presidency
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“And really any kind of boobs” I know that’s right.
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Photo reblogged from The Prince of Amber
This is why I’m so excited about the self-driving cars that keep popping up in the news. I hope in our lifetime we see self-piloting vehicles which reduce traffic deaths to nearly 0
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Link reblogged from grad school swag
Thanks #XboxOne #E3 press conference for revealing to us exactly zero games featuring a female protagonist for the next generation.
— Feminist Frequency (@femfreq)Above is a tweet I made this afternoon in reaction to the fact that none of the games presented at…
What the hell do these men find so threatening about women making observations?
OPINIONS ARE FOR PENIS HAVERS ONLYYYYYYUUFJSKAMA EKDMZ
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Link reblogged from Unchecked Inconsistencies
Riding thru the backwoods of Virginia, along the middle of nowhere by the side of the road I see a big blue sign that reads “WOMEN DO REGRET ABORTIONS MEN REGRET LOST FATHERHOOD”
If I needed to get an abortion and the sperm-source told me he regretted his lost fatherhood, I would kick him so hard…
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Photo reblogged from And it will decide everything
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
JESUS CRUST
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Post reblogged from In Which Alicia Posts Stuff.
Figured out how to fix the weird text-clipping issue! I have no doubt I’ll be making more of these…
